07
Mar
11:25 pm ~ 
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General
This was a bulletin on myspace that I just thought was pretty entertaining. Here’s what you do:
Find out how you will be arrested, the google way. Go to google, type “(your FIRST name) was arrested for” - and see what you got sent to the slammer for. Remember to use the quotation marks, or else it wont work.
So comment and tell me what you were arrested for! Here’s mine:
“Sarah was arrested for cutting buckets of water that would put out the fire”
March 7th, 2007 at 11:30 pm
“Preston was arrested for vagrancy”
March 8th, 2007 at 12:40 am
“Heather was arrested for felony DUI of drugs after a collision with a bicycle”
weeiird. haha!!
(really, heather was arrested for shoplifting a $2.15 cheap bracelet when she was 16…
=/
March 8th, 2007 at 6:48 am
omg…Erica was arrested for maintaining a crack house after she allowed a drug dealer to live in the home with her and Kevin, and Erica was arrested for bringing pot-brownies to class and ERICA was arrested for the murder of Mary Frances “Frankie” Stone as well as ERICA was arrested for DUI at Pacific / El Dorado
oh man oh man oh man..I’m one bad cookie.
March 8th, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Erica beat me to it
Mine were obviously all the same!
March 8th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
Okay, so this kind of sounds exactly like me:
Monica was arrested for being wildly drunk and grabbing a cop’s crotch.
March 8th, 2007 at 8:20 pm
Beth was arrested for her part in a protest against nuclear weapons
March 8th, 2007 at 10:10 pm
LOL @ Mona
March 10th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
stefani is arrested on suspicion of being involved with a number of acts of vandalism …
lame. i get a lot of gwen stefani stuff when i do those =/. but i was really arrested for forgetting to pay a ticket for not fully stopping on a right turn at a red light! totally lame.