attack of the wasp
6:08 pm ~
Filed Under: WTF?

Oh. My. Gosh. I almost just died. (Don’t get too excited.)

There was a wasp in the house this morning and TJ killed it… no big deal. Then I saw another one as Preston was leaving to eat dinner with Ashton. It was flying around the high windows so no one could get to it. I was hoping it would stay there but of course it didn’t. I walked across the stairs and saw it in the windows still, and then on my way back across it was gone. I told myself not to think about it and everything would be fine.

Everything was not fine.

I was sitting at my computer working on a video of Emma rolling over and I hear this “BUZZZZZZZ” and so I turn around and the huge wasp is dive bombing and I’m his target. It was one of those things that when you look back at it, it feels like it was in slow motion. Here’s the wasp, buzzing very loudly, coming right for me with it’s big stinger pointed RIGHT AT ME.

I don’t think I’ve ever moved so fast in my entire life. I jumped up, ran out, and slammed the door behind me. I was so scared I couldn’t breathe right. I should have been wearing protective underwear because I nearly peed my pants. I’m so glad I had the girls in the living room playing on the floor together. That door is not getting opened until Preston and TJ get home with something to kill the wasp, and I stuffed a sheet under the door JUST IN CASE. You never know. Safety first.

This is the 2nd wasp in the house today and there was another flying around the door outside when Preston left. I think they might be planning some massive wasp attack on me.