If I somehow happened to stumble across a genie in a cute little lamp, and he was all, “Hey guess what you get 3 wishes! Cool huh?” I’d be all, “Wow sweet, just what I needed!” And I would proceed to wish for these 3 things:

#1 - 10 million dollars. Most people would say “a million dollars” but I say, why stop at one when you can have 10? How many times in your life would you have the chance for 3 wishes, seize the opportunity while it’s there, ya know?
#2 - That chores around the house would always do themselves. Laundry would wash, dry, fold, and put its self away. Dishes would wash themselves, etc.
#3 - My final wish would be. . . a wish that cannot be said to anyone but the genie.

When we had our Direct TV installed, it was really windy that day and so every time the door got opened dirt and leaves would come in the door, and then get tracked up the stairs. Then with the guy coming in and out of the attic, I have some serious vacuuming to do. I’m not looking forward to it at all. I did get a new light weight vacuum for Christmas so it won’t be as bad as it used to be but come on, who really ever wants to vacuum 3 floors and 3 flights of stairs?

So, I’m cleaning the house today and I’m trying to find out what to do with this pool ball rack that we have, because we don’t have our pool table anymore. So why would we need a pool ball rack? Our pool table wouldn’t fit anywhere in the condo so we had to give it away. Anyway, I need to go finish the house up. I’m wasting time online because I’m dreading the whole vacuum thing.